Brisbane, Day 5

Is it a chicken? Is it a snack manufacturer? No it's a wristy South African exile... Come on KP you can save us...

Oh maybe not. I was optimistic 5 minutes ago. Now I find myself relying not only on a busted flush of a side, but 2 players who I don't really want to be playing. Go on Grant Jones you can do it... oh what the hell am I talking about, I hate Grant Jones. Come on you Ockers put us out of our misery.

At least Brian will be pleased as the Barmy Army have finally consolidated themselves together and are now delighting myself, Victor and Blowers with their wonderful theme tune. Oh joy. They've even found a way around the Mexican Wave ban, and have started a Mexican Clap Wave... and I'm not talking about the one started by a Senorita in Cancun.

Wow they've started the same song again. Crazy. How do they think this stuff up... and I thought Twickenham had such an amazing musical repertoire.