Brisbane, Day 2
Apparently Billos has been castigated from the ground amidst a swathe of 40 drunk and disorderlies. Bill, poor Bill, stuck with drunk people. How will he cope?!
MBHQ is awaiting sun-up in Briz to get the word on the street from El Cooper himself, but I'm sure the text message will be bluer than Brian's steak preference as The Trumpet vents his sizeable lungs (via his fingers!) at the Gabba authorities.
Who do they think they are? Lords or something? Honestly, the ground is so soul-less we assumed you'd be hankering after some atmosphere. The word on the BA street is that they are so annoyed by Monkey Bill's treatment that there's a boycott being considered - and we aint talking Old Moany either! The full SP can be read here. Let's not pull Mr Burnham up on the "millions of pounds" shall we he seems angry!
It's just not cricket. How dare they. Oh poor monkey Bill, don't cry - we're playing shite anyway!
The Hornblower Left Huffing And Puffing
Monkey Butlers HQ is reeling from the news that our resident Monkey has been dumped out of the GABBA.Apparently Billos has been castigated from the ground amidst a swathe of 40 drunk and disorderlies. Bill, poor Bill, stuck with drunk people. How will he cope?!
MBHQ is awaiting sun-up in Briz to get the word on the street from El Cooper himself, but I'm sure the text message will be bluer than Brian's steak preference as The Trumpet vents his sizeable lungs (via his fingers!) at the Gabba authorities.
Who do they think they are? Lords or something? Honestly, the ground is so soul-less we assumed you'd be hankering after some atmosphere. The word on the BA street is that they are so annoyed by Monkey Bill's treatment that there's a boycott being considered - and we aint talking Old Moany either! The full SP can be read here. Let's not pull Mr Burnham up on the "millions of pounds" shall we he seems angry!
It's just not cricket. How dare they. Oh poor monkey Bill, don't cry - we're playing shite anyway!
Labels: Ashes, Bill, cricket, David Soul, Gay And Bent Bloomin Arses, Russ Abbott, Trumpet
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Clearly, the Aussies are so afraid of Bill's limitless buggling power and the mighty lift it will give England, they are stopping at nothing to prevent said impact.
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