Brisbane, Day 5
What's wrong with the man? Surely every school boy knows you brush your ear with your elbow and it goes where you want it to! Hey who needs Dennis Lillee or these fancy virtual-CGI-3D-motion-captur-y-spot-the-simple-problem machines. They just need Big Al, hey and I'm up near Loughborough too at Christmas, perhaps I'll drop in and re-program their machine to always output "brush your ear with your elbow" (in a Stephen Hawkins voice).
I saved Readie's career (for a bit when he did what I told him to) so perhaps I should get on the plane and go save the Harminator. There's a role for me in the England set up yet.
That's All Folks!
Oh well, that's it... Harmison needs to get his poo together by Friday. That's final.What's wrong with the man? Surely every school boy knows you brush your ear with your elbow and it goes where you want it to! Hey who needs Dennis Lillee or these fancy virtual-CGI-3D-motion-captur-y-spot-the-simple-problem machines. They just need Big Al, hey and I'm up near Loughborough too at Christmas, perhaps I'll drop in and re-program their machine to always output "brush your ear with your elbow" (in a Stephen Hawkins voice).
I saved Readie's career (for a bit when he did what I told him to) so perhaps I should get on the plane and go save the Harminator. There's a role for me in the England set up yet.
Labels: Ashes, cricket, Get Monty in
posted by Anon at
1:34 am
1 Comments:
I think you need to tell Harmison that you mean his right ear and not left.
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