Well bowled Monty but that was my eye

Cricket is such a fine sport, Monty is unable to control his limbs enough to complete a high-five but he can get a five-for. I love that.

Big Al is not quite correct, the real Eng-a-land and co turned up at the Oval in 1999. I was there so I know. They have tried at various times to turn their back on their real selves - it works sometimes.


This could be a real match. Harmie looks less like he is going to cry.