Adelaide, Autopsy

Like watching a car crash

You just knew it didn't you. You just did.

Bill sends a message of "I don't want to think about cricket anymore for a while" and even Kevin Spacey (yes 'The') looked very grumpy this morning. It was definitely due to the cricket, or maybe it was because his 'doggy' was getting wet.

God, It's just not right is it, 680 runs and we still lose. Fletcher has to be criticised for not including the Montster, we needed someone to take wickets on this track and were found wanting. As for Grant Jones - well an average of 16 for the series speaks for itself.

Freddie needs criticising - yes I did say that - as he needs to assert himself and not be such an effin nice Labrador man. It's alright getting on with the team, but come on Fred you need to give them a boot up the jacksie.

The short and tall of it though was down to one man. Fair play Warne-y (you bald, love rat, druggie cheat tommy tanker!) you did very well.

But hey lads, let's not mope. Christmas is coming and we can still win 2 out of 3. Ahem.