Sayonara Little Ern - see you again one day!

I Want Someone's Head For This

"As soon as the selectors are out of the way... we've got Jones again" - Grumpy.

That's an incendiary comment Geoffrey. True though.

The whole sorry debacle is just mis-management and a big cock up.

1). Going home after the Champion's Trophy, because they wanted to see their families apparently. 2 weeks away. Jokers.
2). Not enough practise games.
3). No Montster.
4). A twat with a big pair of gloves.
5). Sajid who?
6). Freddie unfit.
7). Harmie's inability to hit the cut part.
8). Under-bowling Hoggy.
9). No Michael Vaughan.

... 10). SACK FLETCHER. SACK HIM NOW. Who gives a f**k if we don't win another test in this series. We've lost the Ashes and someone needs to be shot.