The Bob

Watching the highlights last night it was pleasing to hear that the Cheetahs refer to Mr Bob Woolmer in a different manner to the rest of the world as it shows they cared and probably didn't murder him themselves. But - (now I'm not one for splitting (Daryl) Hairs, I'll leave that to them) - clearly no-one alerted them to the fact their nickname could have faecal connotations.

People could construe it as being kind and accommodating, referring to your coach as "The Bob" (aka The Sh*t - for those hard of thinking!) on TV. But I suspect a cover-up, a cover-up for a jihad on overweight pre-pensioned cricketing personalities. Hair started it, he'll be next to suffer, then Fletcher... The deluge will continue until just one overweight pre-pensioned cricketer will remain... Then those crocodile tears will become tears of vengeance!